ok well this is my last post for awhileee....soooo....yeahh...here

 Okay so a guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9
years
old.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!!!

Tomato!!!

She screams.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Whoa!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

I can't get pregnant

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!

Post This

1 hour- You'll have bad love life

20 min - Your crush will kiss you

15min - Your crush will tongue you

5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out

under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever
repost this as
SEX JOKE- - - -

its gayyyy but oh well.....

im out <33nicoleyyyyy    

holler!!I have had the bestt break everr....

Friday--Jaimee called me and asked if I would help her decorate for her party;;so I did and that was fun we just put the tables out and all the decorations.Then,we went back to her house and then we went out to eat at outback steakhouse I think;;that was fun too..then we went back to her house and were on the computer for a long time looking at alot of stuff;that I won't say but lets just say it wasn't very pretty..haha

Saturday--got up and got ready for Jaimee's partyy!!like the only thing Jaimee worried about was the bathroom and when we got to the place we had to smell the bathrooms haha....were weridd,,then ppl started to come and the partyy was sooo funn haha dani that was the partyy of the year holler...word...haha...then I went home and went to my grandparents for a little...and me and my cousins were chirping ppl that we didnt know...but hearing them all get mad was funny

Sunday--woke up got a shower and all of that stuff to go to my grandparents then went outside and then came in and just chilled...then we went over to my grandparents again and all of my family was there and then I got changed and me and my cousins went outside down to the creek...and me and my cousin Heather went down and started throwing rocks;;and my cousin Mandy took a picture of us....then we went back up to the house and my family had the weirdest convo."Do you have a playstation??"haha dont ask....ok well im gunna go outside for a lil so holler at me.....

So cry at her funeral and deny it's not your fault,
but you're not kidding anyone boy,
we all know she died because of you.

I love the way you laugh, and
how your eyes get so small when you smile.
I swear I can just fall asleep listening
to the rhythm of your heartbeat.
Being with you felt so right. <33

I'm leaving today, oh but don't stop me.
I'm tired of listening to the same excuses.
I rather live with my heart broken
then pretend that you're still in love with me. </3

LEAVE SOMETHING!!!!

<3nicoleyyy      <33333S.o.S

heartbroken &* softspoken©
so go on baby ;; walk right past me, i'm used to it

ok well my day was ok I guess...I'm so effin happy about the break tho..thank gosh!!wow..lunch was interesting...reading was sooo gay like any other day and we had to watch a retarded movie that made absoultely no sense...umm...this is hard b.c nothin good happened today everything is so boring and upseting...so yeah thats all I gunna say...

the qirl who seemed unbreakable  ;    brOke
the qirl who seemed so stronq  ;    crumbleD
the qirl who always lauqhed it off   ;    cRied
the qirl who always faked a smile ; frowned

There's always gonna be that one thing you
wish for but never get; That one mistake
you can never take back; && Most of all
that one memory you would do anything for,
just to have it again*----that's true

FELL FOR YOU
 && i still havent gotten up yet---that's true too

School is really pointless for me at the moment;;since all I do during class is think about you. <3

i'm done with all the late night crying
so i'm gonna tell you the truth & i aint lying
that i love you baby without denying
but theres no chance of me and& you
so whats the point of even trying..

She's the type of girl
who tries not to like you;;
But ends up falling for
you even harder...

what hurts more than losing you...is knwoing you're not fighting to keep me...

you have  no idea how hard it is to just
stand here &knowing you have no idea
that you mean everything to me.

So she shall sit up another night
Without sleeping cause hes still online
&& She doesnt want to miss the chance
of him talking to her again like old times

suddenly I'm all alone
pushed away from nothing wrong
don't you have the guts to say
how you feel about me

it's fine i'm going to be okay
spilling my heart out as you walk away.

ok well thats it...I'm gunna go...holler at me...

LeAvE SoMeThInG!!

<33nicoleylioliosoo     <33333someone.very.special

holler!well I'm really bored and I'm about to go get a shower but my brother is so annoying;;haha today at lacrosse I fell while we were scooping up ground balls and Jaimee starts cracking up and thinks it's funny and I think I almost hit Mrs.Mackk haha whoops my bad...Then,,me Jaimee,Tori and Kristene were all in a gruop and Tori was doing something and Jaimee was like do it again do it again but it was funny..and when we had to run suicides it was me and Kristene and that was tiring but funny at the same time.umm...I forget everything else...pshh well I'm gunna go..

chollerr  <33coleyyy     <33333s.o.s

holler!!ok well nothin is really happening everything is just getting worse I guess you could say;;but it doesn't matter anymore..we lost our first game to Boyertown East..but after that when we were getting on the bus it was soo funny;;me,jaimee,tori, and nancy were all watchin the girls go into the gym and jaimee was like CALL ME!!and all that good stuff and they started to stare at us and omg you had to be there it was just hilairious...umm..I guess I did good on my report card I got some A's and B's and thats about it...I just don't wanna deal with anything anymore;;I'm like always upset everything went wrong in the past month and I just wish I could have stopped it..ughh I just can't take it...ok well I'm gunna go...here are so qoutes...holler

& heartbreak doesn`t even
begin to explain how she felt
the moment he said,
"i like somebody else.."

& so you're basically the girl's life.
she thinks about you all the time.
you're always the first one she
notices.in a room full of guys.
you're the one that keeps her up
at night.
yeah, she's pretty much
head over heels for you.

Before you go off bragging to all of
your friends that you broke it off-
I already told them...
& you know what they said?
"You're too good for him anyway"

He don't know that it's all about him
He don't know I can't live without him
He's my world, he's my everything ..and still is

how come whenever you like a quy
some other qirl likes him too
&& they always have a miLLion ti-
mes better of a chance qettinq him
then you??

i saw you today & then looked away,
but then i couldn't resist to turn around
& look back. & you know what? you
were looking at me too.

standing within the center ;
never fearing the fall ,
i was once everything
but now it seems like im nothing at all .

&& all she really wants to feel is a little bit less rejected....<3

&& I don't think I'll every feel the same way as I did when I was with you...

doesnt it suck when he knows just how
you feel about him, but he doesnt do
anything about it cause he doesnt care?

i just wanted to be notcied by you;;you didn't have to hurt me just because you felt bad for me;;now i'm hurt you got what you wanted...are you happy??

he's the kinda boy
that makes me look forward to mondays

i cant help myself. i dont want anybody else.

hands down, this is the best day
i can ever remember <33

I never let anything bother me or keep me down;;but when you walked into my world and just used me I sorta kinda broke down...&& I just hate to admit it..

I'm not over you
because I don't like you.
I'm over you
because I've realized that you'll never want me
like I want you

it's not up to me anymore. if you want me in your life..
you'll find a way to put me in it.

ok well thats it I don't feel like puttin anything else...

<33nicoleyy <3333333s.o.s(and I just can't help it)